A series of entries which explain how we can make this world a better place, Small changes in the way we live our everyday lives would make it all that much better for me. This way I wont get frustrated with hipster-doofuses, irritating woman or "social norms"
"I'm sorry, what the shit is fish doing on my breakfast plate", is the first sentence that often goes through my mind when i'm eating breakfast at a restaurant / cafe. Breakfast is a time for bacon, and all things pork related and you know what, sure lets have it, BEEF. Fuck Yes Breakfast Beef.
Breakfast is a time for waking up, normally with a hangover and requires time for you to reboot and get ready for the time. Its a time when you gorge yourself on rather fatty and sometimes greasy products to absorb the alcohol from the prior night of shenanigans. Many people often fix this with a dish / meal from one of our predominate fast food chains. Bacon & Egg McMuffin? Sausage & Egg McMuffin? Steak & Bacon Wrap? FUCKING HOT CAKES. You don't see any of those delectable dishes with a side of salmon do you.
If the taste alone isn't repulsive enough for you, surely the sheer "wank-factor" should be enough to send you grabbing for your fork; so you can balance the salmon precariously for two seconds while aiming at a small child a few tables away *fling*.
Fuck You, Salmon; The Guido Of The Sea.