Do you like hickeys?
I don't mind them if they're slightly hidden from view, like below the collar line is fine with me. I've had a few over time that have been above the collar line which then just apparently forces people to ask about how you got them (which then just kind of makes me wonder if they're some sort of celibate weirdo).
I don't get hickeys that often, it would be nice to though. Some of my ex-boyfriends and I used to treat it as a competition to see who could leave the darkest and largest hickey. I'd always win; all those years of swimming did something good for me.
Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
I've not had a "good morning" text from anyone in a long time. I used to get them from J a while we were together, but that was the last time I had a significant relationship with anyone anyway. I don't think any of the crushes I've had in the time since then have partaken in the "good morning text" fun.
I'd like to have that again though, its always good to have something nice to wake up.
*sigh* A girl can dream.
What is the real reason you are confused right now?
I was about to say there there really isn't anything I'm overly confused about that would be a complete fucking lie.
I'm confused as to what (lets just call him B1) is wanting. We hung out a few years ago, he ended things abruptly saying the timing wasn't right. He got in contact with me a month or so ago and we started hanging out and things were going well (well for me they were) I was sort of hoping (and getting that feeling from him) that things might actually go a little further this time around. Now however its been roughly a month since I've seen him, and we went from speaking daily to at the current rate, not at all. Admittedly he had a minor accident, and he's been telling me his been busy with work but not to reply to a single message is a little bit of a "fuck off" I think. ok rambling, Anyway, Chances are if things don't change or he tells me its not the right time again I'll be telling him that; After fucking me around & wasting my twice in my life, if he see's me again in 4 years time and things it would be a great opportunity to tell me how good i'm looking, that he can shove it up his dick hole. I'm out. Never again.
The other thing i'm slightly confused about at the moment is about someone who will probably read this post. If you're unable to see why i'm still pissed off with you, and continuing to get even more so as each day passes because you're a clit bag.
Dating Deal Breakers.
I've been meaning to write this entry for AGES, and i'm taking lots of inspiration from a post that Melburnian created a long time ago.
Liz Lemon: My Life Coach
Bad Kissing.
I'm mad for a good pash; nothing gets me in your pocket (or bed) faster than a really good passionate make out session. Just take some of the pointers down while you're here and if we ever meet, you'll be sure to win big. Don't bite my lip in an attempt to be passionate; actually that's incorrect, I fucking love that just don't bite too hard as it fucking hurts and I will knee you in the balls. Avoid trying to suck my tongue into your mouth and rip it from my body.
Fuckwitry.
I LOVE being an idiot sometimes; there is nothing more freeing than letting go of your inhibitions and being that person we all love to hate. Be it too loud, too drunk, or dancing with uncontrollable arms & legs while you recreate the Elaine dancing scenes from Seinfeld at the one & only gay bar in your city; simultaneously cutting any chance you had of getting that cute guys number. The point is, I like to have fun and be an idiot, you should too and so should you friends. I want tears of laughter streaming down faces.
Conversation.
Conversation should just flow. Nothing is more painful than a date being more like a job interview. If I have to ask every single question I'm going to get very annoyed very quickly. I've been on some horrible dates, truly painful experiences.
At least offer to pay, you cheap assholes.
I've been on a few dates with guys who don't even offer to share the cost, or on one occasion they didn't even join the party in buying a round. I'm not loaded. I don't expect anything in return; Just don't expect it all the time.
Commander Keen.
Because i'm socially retarded to a certain point and fail badly at meeting new homosexual people in a social setting; the majority (see: all) of my homosexual #DisasterLoveTour prospects begin from the internet (Grindr, Manhunt, Scruff). If you send me the same message multiple times before I've had a chance to reply, or constantly ask to meet; than im sorry your are out of the game. I'm not fucking logged in to those all the time like some people; I actually pretend to have a life. The amount of people I've blocked on those things for sending me four or more message in a 30 min window is beyond my comprehension.
Be All and End All.
Look; chances are we might not hit it off and that's most likely because I'm a bit picky. If you can't see past sex or spending the rest of the our lives together then we're probably not going to go any further than the initial dates. I can be friends with people who I've made out with, just be weird about it.
Be Social.
I've dated a couple of people in the past few years and nothing slightly irritated me more than their unwillingness to social with my friendship circle. It's not a huge thing, but its nice to be able to socialize together in a situation that isn't just one-sided. I make the effort to get to know your friends and it would be nice if you did the same. I've had two many awkward "oh, where's [insert name here] moments to last me a lifetime.
Ch Ch Ch Changes.
Don't try and make me something i'm not. I like to dress daggy most of the time. I'll wear the same Bonds Raglan or V-Neck Crew t-shirts everywhere I can & I like to add my dodgy stencils to them; so just deal with it. I'm probably never going to be that pretty guy. I'm practically a cast member of the inbetweeners.
Snap Happy.
I'm not one thats huge on photos, so it would be nice if you were. I don't have many photos of past relationships so it would be nice to start a collection. Drag me out of my comfort zone and you'll be rewarded with drunk and outrageously loud Pete.
#LGBTQ30 – Day Thirty – Anything
Day 30 - Anything LGBTQ you'd like this to end on.
I'm really over this series of questions right now. I'm just going to post an image of something that i was trying to find for the image post day of this.
#LGBTQ30 – Day Twenty Nine – LOUD NOISES
Day 29 - SHOUT SOMETHING! IT CAN BE HAPPY AND ABOUT PRIDE OR ABOUT WHY YOU HATE HOMOPHOBIA.
*shrugs*.
#LGBTQ30 – Day Twenty Eight – Letter
Day 28 - Write a letter to someone. It can be a coming out letter or a letter regarding how you hate their homophobia or whatnot. You don't have to send it.
I've covered this post in the past at some stage with a plinky post, so I'm pretty much just going to post a link to that.
Oh, Hai! Here it is: A Letter To Someone From High School.
#LGBTQ30 – Day Twenty Seven – Favourite Blog
Day 27 - Your favourite LGBTQ blog/tumblr/site.
I'm not really into gay blogs; well that's a little bit of a white lie, I read Manhunt Daily a couple of times a week. Tumblr is also pretty good most of the time, but mostly my tumblr dashboard is filled up with cock and balls so its more porny than anything (and instagram is slowly becoming the same too). I browse through the Tottyland blog occasionally and every now and then i'll stumble upon something that grabs my interest, but thats not too often.
I'd like to eventually get something started that isn't so 'pretty' boy orientated.
#LGBTQ30 – Day Twenty Six – Favourite Joke
Day 26 - Your favourite gay joke (we all need to laugh at ourselves).
I don't actually know that many homo jokes, so I had to google & ask some mates, so here's a couple of my favourites:
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
#LGBTQ30 – Day Twenty Five – Favourite Slur
Day 25 - The LGBTQ slur you hate most or if you've taken back a slur used it as a definition, ie queer or fag.
Wears a Green Carnation, Friends of Dorothy, Mary, Old Violet, fairy fairy-god-father, SnowQueen, Baloney Smoker, Fudge Packer, Bone Smuggler, Rump Wrangler, Colon Cowboy, Flamer, Bum Chum, Poo-Jabber, Soft-Lad, Wrong way up the turnpike, a Real Soprano, Putting from the ruff, uphill gardener, backside artist, bowler, Pillow Biter, Queer Bait, Nelly, Bender, Limp-Wrist, left handed hitter, Light in the loafers, Streak Of Lavender, shirt lifter, Alice, Arse King, Blue Boy, Camp As A Row Of Tents, Finley Quaye, Gentleman Of The Backdoor, Toe Toucher, Knob Jockey, Mattress Muncher, Meat Hound, Midnight Cowboy, Mincer, Nancy Boy, Rear Admiral, Receiver Of Swollen Goods, Riding the top deck of the bus, rubber queen, salad tosser, trouser man, Willie Woofter, Wind Jammer. Straight As A Circle, Gay as a row of tents, bent as a butchers hook, bath-house Brady, Latrine Queen, The Florist, Jolly Rancher, Wonka Bar, Rainbow In the Dark (Closet), Ankle Grabber, That Way, A Bit Funny, On the bus, batting for the other team, batty boy, bone smuggler, bufter. Charlie, Chutney Ferret, Fruit, Gaysian, Ring Raider, Ginger Beer, Tootsie Trader.
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